Such a divisive candidate!

Not sure what dad hates more - bacon, or his son.

Rated M for “mature.”

Are you there, G-d? It’s me! TEBOW.

The girl of my dreams.

Redefining the Rickroll!

What was once a “miracle” is now anything but. One thing does remain consistent however, as scientists were once again completely left out of the equation.

Ef a lift ticket - all you need is a bus ticket.

You know when you first hear a song from a band and get that indescribable feeling that it’s going to be their last? I think they call that a swan song? Well, if that’s the case, this video is like Benjamin Button ugly-duckling style. Fading away in reverse. The swan to the duckling part, I mean. Cuz Shannon? She ain’t no baby.

Dear President Obama: How do we best mitigate the rising Chinese threat?

Love, Hal

Dear Hal: GAGA.

Love, POTUS