And this is precisely why I don’t make it back to my hometown too often … 

Practice makes perfect(LY) ANNOYING.

Soccer! It’s RETARDED!

This is like a forced enema. U know it’s gonna hurt, U know it’s gonna stink, and yet? U KNOW YOU WANT IT.

PUT SOME HEAT ON UR TONGUE, B*TCH!

Thanks, Gabe.

Solid.

slaughterhouse90210:

“Is there some link between baldness and assholishness?”

—Tom Rachman, The Imperfectionists

I do believe so, yes I do.

With so many caskets to choose from, Gary finally decided to go with this one. 

If ur feeling a touch blue, watch this vid and take solace in the fact that ur not one of these people.

Nothing beats Snowballing to BSB … WOMP WOMP

I’m so glad the boyz unearthed this. Maybe the people who make these effing commercials should test the merch before knockin’ it. 

Q: WHAT IF UR LAWYER SMOKED WEED? 

A: They wouldn’t cost as much.