Bachmann’s all smiles after verbally agreeing to a supporting role in “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.”

If life’s got you down, this will definitely make things worse.

“The Situation” +50.

YOU AIN’T GOOGLIN’ DOODLEY SQUAT!

The REAL master race … 

Do you know how tough I’d be, if my spotter at the gym was the KGB?

(Banjos + (physics/2) - relevance) / classroom = STFU

Finally, a shining example of a CEO worth every penny he receives. 

To expound upon the previous post, here’s irrefutable proof that 1 million views doesn’t mean what it used to. 

This is one of those social media conundrums - it’s everywhere, so do I put it up?

Something to note - if any of you decide to make a video, and you’re somewhere in the vicinity of my age, this is about the maximum amount of views you’ll get. YOU SIR(ETTE), ARE NO KATY PERRY.