Whom the G-ds wish to destroy they first call promising.Tumblr (3.0; @halisaacson)http://www.halisaacson.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="249" width="400"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashVars" value="TITLE=A%20Trailer%20for%20Every%20Academy%20Award%20Winning%20Movie%20Ever&DESC=&source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/9/4/1/19941_608X342.flv&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_show_replay=true&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&ID=18156&video_title=A%20Trailer%20for%20Every%20Academy%20Award%20Winning%20Movie%20Ever&KEYWORDS=&adPartner=Adap&demand_preroll=true&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&ADAPTAG=BriTANicK&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&sitename=Cracked.com&demand_tracking=1&URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/9/4/1/19941_608X342.flv&demand_content_id=18156&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.xml&height=37&CATEGORIES=Movies%20%26%20TV&v=2.2.3&demand_related=1&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0" /></object><br/><br/><p>Point and click <a href="http://www.halisaacson.com/post/359996891/witty-and-or-punny-one-liner-providing-backdrop-to" target="_blank">this</a> for reference, and then proceed to forward this link to your friends.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/436239202http://www.halisaacson.com/post/436239202Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:26:13 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y8qjdUXBexA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y8qjdUXBexA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>NEW GENRE ALERT: Revisionist Rap!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/411685521http://www.halisaacson.com/post/411685521Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:27:38 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyeyevLQKK1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have the research to prove this if anyone is interested.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/411650736http://www.halisaacson.com/post/411650736Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:04:07 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9631251&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9631251&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9631251&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dear G-d:</p> <p>Seriously.</p> <p>Love,</p> <p>Guitar</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/410843870http://www.halisaacson.com/post/410843870Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:45:55 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9625670&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9625670&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9625670&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Maybe everyone has seen this already … and then again, maybe not.</p> <p>P.S. I mos def just got saved, yo!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/409833992http://www.halisaacson.com/post/409833992Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:03:51 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pkC7dcxZ5_Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pkC7dcxZ5_Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Finally, an unbiased news outlet that speaks directly to me and mah peepz!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/408441916http://www.halisaacson.com/post/408441916Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:49:21 -0800<object width="400" height="333"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh7c4gz3UFlw0vl0sz" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh7c4gz3UFlw0vl0sz" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="333"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>However, it doesn’t take much to turn my frown upside down.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/405163750http://www.halisaacson.com/post/405163750Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:15:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky963x0YTk1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some mornings I find myself feeling quite melancholy. Thanks, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.saidthegramophone.com/">STG</a>!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/405150878http://www.halisaacson.com/post/405150878Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:04:44 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/woUUsty9wvY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/woUUsty9wvY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Twisted for life. And by life, I mean, right from the start.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/384348337http://www.halisaacson.com/post/384348337Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:54:05 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kpxiCxO5k0g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kpxiCxO5k0g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>For those of you who battled SNOWMAGEDDON this weekend, I’m glad u had this guy on ur side.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/378507975http://www.halisaacson.com/post/378507975Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:46:16 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H5KfHEoZDKI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H5KfHEoZDKI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My top two superheroes are Wolverine and Batman. But my safety is Spiderman.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/378282163http://www.halisaacson.com/post/378282163Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:36:53 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxht6jtVc21qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY SUPERBOWL!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/376818953http://www.halisaacson.com/post/376818953Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:30:19 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxavb9YbXg1qzxo94o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now, that’s the Spirit (airlines)!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/369982840http://www.halisaacson.com/post/369982840Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:33:09 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxam6yVROS1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Immaculate. Thanks, Justin!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/369648381http://www.halisaacson.com/post/369648381Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:16:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vxq9yj2pVWk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vxq9yj2pVWk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dunk3d.tumblr.com/post/281541727/letsenhance" target="_blank">dunk3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Let’s Enhance.</p> </blockquote>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/366522662http://www.halisaacson.com/post/366522662Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:26:10 -0800<script src="http://player.ooyala.com/player.js?width=480&embedCode=g5Mm02MTrAxL3BGvjuXzYolwzYAdlXHu&height=360"></script><br/><br/><p>That’s a WHOLE OUTFIT, just 4 u!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/365579486http://www.halisaacson.com/post/365579486Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:46:16 -0800<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="457" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="false" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn.complex.com/widgets/soundbaord_IV_new2.swf" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#666666" /><embed src="http://cdn.complex.com/widgets/soundbaord_IV_new2.swf" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="457" name="widget" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="gig_lt=1255379498610&gig_pt=1255379674678&gig_g=2&gig_lt=1264803146534&gig_pt=1264803150840&gig_g=4&gig_s=facebook"></embed><param name="FlashVars" value="gig_lt=1255379498610&gig_pt=1255379674678&gig_g=2&gig_lt=1264803146534&gig_pt=1264803150840&gig_g=4&gig_s=facebook" /></object><br/><br/><p>POSTED WITHOUT COMMENT. No need, really.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/361683760http://www.halisaacson.com/post/361683760Sat, 30 Jan 2010 10:27:12 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7577554&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7577554&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7577554&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Remember <a target="_blank" href="http://www.halisaacson.com/post/201890874/the-original-directors-cut-for-the-uaf-alaska">this</a>? Well, he’s back, and BADDER THAN EVA!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/360193016http://www.halisaacson.com/post/360193016Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:59:40 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Witty and/or punny one-liner providing backdrop to video above or to link immediately following this sentence.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/359996891http://www.halisaacson.com/post/359996891Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:15:12 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vhigmNrfEsU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vhigmNrfEsU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Absolutely CLASSIC. Although we think we live in tumultuous times, the Cold War was pretty damn scary. And you know what? WE LAUGH AT THAT SH*T NOW.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/355548228http://www.halisaacson.com/post/355548228Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:29:23 -0800