Whom the G-ds wish to destroy they first call promising.Tumblr (3.0; @halisaacson)http://www.halisaacson.com/<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ffJvDgBrwMI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ffJvDgBrwMI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Do any of you know a psychiatrist that can come off the bench? Because if you do, I would like to make her my girlfriend. Thanks.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/877155949http://www.halisaacson.com/post/877155949Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:32:39 -0700<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/guU7EGkl98g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/guU7EGkl98g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><em>“How do I know when it’s love? I can’t tell you but it lasts forever.”</em></p> <p><em>~ </em>Mr. Samuel Van Hagar</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/866851762http://www.halisaacson.com/post/866851762Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:00:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l65kbzvdqx1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201001/scary-facebook-friends-profiles#slide=1">here</a>.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/861965738http://www.halisaacson.com/post/861965738Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0700<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o0xewi_Gdc8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o0xewi_Gdc8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I fell in love last summer. It was an unrequited love to be sure, but it was love. And I was sure of it. </p> <p>Fast forward to this summer. Fast forward to today. Just when I thought I had expunged the last remnant from my black heart, just when I thought I was finally OK to <em>live</em> again, my love comes rushing back, and I feel like, so weird and random. </p> <p>Eat raw turkey legs, pray for good weather, and love seminars. </p> <p>IT’S TIME TO GATHER!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/832905857http://www.halisaacson.com/post/832905857Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:35:27 -0700<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:vh1.com:538604" width="400" height="249" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="configParams=vid%3D538604%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Avh1.com%3A538604" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."></embed><br/><br/><p>If I had the chops to add a sparkle rose with graffiti font, I WOULD’VE TOTES DONE IT.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/820506103http://www.halisaacson.com/post/820506103Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:40:06 -0700<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sQ0M9CBEkw0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sQ0M9CBEkw0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Upon bringing these home for Fabes the other day, I was suddenly overcome by an inexplicable craving for Jack in the Box and Jerry Springer.</p> <p>P.S. If pooping ur pants is cool, consider me MILES DAVIS (thanks, Billy).</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/809378648http://www.halisaacson.com/post/809378648Tue, 13 Jul 2010 21:09:38 -0700<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BZGa40Hl4zI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BZGa40Hl4zI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I like to think I have a similar bond with my own children, albeit with a different focus.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/803402478http://www.halisaacson.com/post/803402478Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:56:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5b8gpQhfR1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Betcha didn’t know I was THIS GUY!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/790970443http://www.halisaacson.com/post/790970443Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:46:01 -0700<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iG8zNSf0c9k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iG8zNSf0c9k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If u don’t understand that, then see <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI">this</a>. </p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/781901825http://www.halisaacson.com/post/781901825Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:41:59 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9SJsk1L2RUg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9SJsk1L2RUg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>There’s a picture of the hat, on the hat. Vaguely reminds me of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA">this</a>. Moving towards the Idiocracy at breakneck speed.</p> <p>Thanks, <a target="_blank" href="http://thebrendandonnelly.blogspot.com/">B.</a></p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/778142925http://www.halisaacson.com/post/778142925Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:53:27 -0700<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyD6bGW0vCk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyD6bGW0vCk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>And this is precisely why I don’t make it back to my hometown too often … </p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/732654197http://www.halisaacson.com/post/732654197Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:47:07 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4jcrdIxVe1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Practice makes perfect(LY) ANNOYING.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/732135612http://www.halisaacson.com/post/732135612Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:26:00 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4837rXrr41qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Soccer! It’s RETARDED!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/712211619http://www.halisaacson.com/post/712211619Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:26:15 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_d7tKsre8EQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_d7tKsre8EQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is like a forced enema. U know it’s gonna hurt, U know it’s gonna stink, and yet? U KNOW YOU WANT IT.</p> <p>PUT SOME HEAT ON UR TONGUE, B*TCH!</p> <p>Thanks, <a target="_blank" href="http://videogum.com/189442/thats-your-girlfriend-keyboard-cathy/thats-your-girlfriend/">Gabe</a>.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/674874863http://www.halisaacson.com/post/674874863Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:13:54 -0700<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Zd_khk6zXo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Zd_khk6zXo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Solid.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/664486927http://www.halisaacson.com/post/664486927Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:05:20 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3htktKu0V1qzy4ewo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://slaughterhouse90210.tumblr.com/post/663397915/is-there-some-link-between-baldness-and" target="_blank">slaughterhouse90210</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Is there some link between baldness and assholishness?”</p> <p>—Tom Rachman, <em>The Imperfectionists</em></p> </blockquote> <p>I do believe so, yes I do.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/663827156http://www.halisaacson.com/post/663827156Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:08:39 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3h13vDsbb1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With so many caskets to choose from, Gary finally decided to go with this one. </p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/662066723http://www.halisaacson.com/post/662066723Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:45:31 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-prrJThCspI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-prrJThCspI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If ur feeling a touch blue, watch this vid and take solace in the fact that ur not one of these people.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/660636334http://www.halisaacson.com/post/660636334Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:19:37 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N7IZmRnAo6s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N7IZmRnAo6s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Nothing beats Snowballing to BSB … WOMP WOMP</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/655915452http://www.halisaacson.com/post/655915452Wed, 02 Jun 2010 00:23:05 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ct3aRyenNI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ct3aRyenNI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m so glad the boyz unearthed this. Maybe the people who make these effing commercials should test the merch before knockin’ it. </p> <p>Q: WHAT IF UR LAWYER SMOKED WEED? </p> <p>A: They wouldn’t cost as much.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/654940908http://www.halisaacson.com/post/654940908Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:10:07 -0700