Whom the G-ds wish to destroy they first call promising.Tumblr (3.0; @halisaacson)http://www.halisaacson.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/js3BYcHmBhE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Such a divisive candidate!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/16975168686http://www.halisaacson.com/post/16975168686Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:42:46 -0800<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DKSXr8zrpp0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Not sure what dad hates more - bacon, or his son.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/16808915558http://www.halisaacson.com/post/16808915558Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:24:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WT-pNYPYE4g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Rated M for “mature.”</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/14225407420http://www.halisaacson.com/post/14225407420Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:09:15 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zMK9FKMG3Nc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Are you there, G-d? It’s me! TEBOW.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/14184848133http://www.halisaacson.com/post/14184848133Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:58:17 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u-yLGIH7W9Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The girl of my dreams.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/14156407310http://www.halisaacson.com/post/14156407310Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:49:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0PAJNntoRgA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Redefining the Rickroll!</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13884665868http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13884665868Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:41:46 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sDncRIq64Lo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>What was once a “miracle” is now anything but. One thing does remain consistent however, as scientists were once again completely left out of the equation.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13818626411http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13818626411Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:01:00 -0800<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/32863936?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Ef a lift ticket - all you need is a bus ticket.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13561229651http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13561229651Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:21:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q5EvsDfNnhA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>You know when you first hear a song from a band and get that indescribable feeling that it’s going to be their last? I think they call that a swan song? Well, if that’s the case, this video is like Benjamin Button ugly-duckling style. Fading away in reverse. The swan to the duckling part, I mean. Cuz Shannon? She ain’t no baby.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13464636723http://www.halisaacson.com/post/13464636723Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:41:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IF5WYaoWXI4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Dear President Obama: How do we best mitigate the rising Chinese threat?</p> <p>Love, Hal</p> <p>Dear Hal: GAGA.</p> <p>Love, POTUS</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/12556515570http://www.halisaacson.com/post/12556515570Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:42:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xcs3OwrkcR4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Hey, Nana - mind holding my beer a sec? Thx. </p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/12548025327http://www.halisaacson.com/post/12548025327Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:49:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqyt3YHPy1qzxo94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#halloweenspiration</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/12008246838http://www.halisaacson.com/post/12008246838Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:05:27 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fa_u5I-Kvto?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>ICP vs. dat cotton-mouthed “King.”</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11872868837http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11872868837Mon, 24 Oct 2011 12:29:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9cl2uAFP0uc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>His sister Sugar is sweet on his chances, but his brother Coke will probably blow it for him.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11586293331http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11586293331Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:15:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e9L9A1IMTQo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Eloquence personified.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11562241832http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11562241832Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:22:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0fJGpdLEXIs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Guys, I know I’m late on this.</p> <p>I’m <em>also</em> wearing lipstick.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11374259507http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11374259507Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:12:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kbBjK6RTMNM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Scrap Metal.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11171308619http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11171308619Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:22:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wof0xPUmW38?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Keepin’ it simple.</p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11053332441http://www.halisaacson.com/post/11053332441Tue, 04 Oct 2011 23:09:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1e7bNwvdJhk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>And now, a message from your friends at QBN. </p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/9777485786http://www.halisaacson.com/post/9777485786Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:46:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wefokXkbHe4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Although I try to curb my self-righteousness, today I feel the need to punish all of you. </p>http://www.halisaacson.com/post/9300435356http://www.halisaacson.com/post/9300435356Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:57:00 -0700